1. If I was getting married to Richard Armitage; 

    Me. Where should we have the wedding list, I’ve narrowed it down to seven shops! 

    Richard. Right, you think that instead of just letting people buy whatever they like? 

    Me. Please God no… otherwise we’ll just get 17 copies of The Sixth Sense and a dildo from my Uncle! No… here are the choices right… One; Cadbury’s World? 

    Richard. No!

    Me. Okay, knew that was going to be a little bit controversial. Number two… Frankie & Benny’s? 

    Richard. Are there gonna be ANY serious suggestions on this list?

    Me. Yes Richard! There are… like this next one… HMV?

    Richard. No!!!

    Me. The Disney Store? 

    Richard. No!!

    Me. Apple Store?

    Richard. No!!!!!! 

    Me. Is this what our marriage is going to be like? Me making fantastic suggestions like these and you just saying no all the time?

    Richard. No!!!

    Me. I rest my case!!! 

     
  2. Robin Hood

    2.8 Cont.

     
  3. You walk our earth, Doctor, you breathe our air. You make us your friend, and that is your moon too and you can damn well help us when we need it!

    (Source: richardjenna)

     
  4. wilwheaton:

    kittydoom:

    sickomobb:

    svllywood:

    Ben Affleck speaks about Islamophobia X

    ON BILL MAHERS ISLAMOPHOBIC ASS SHOW GO AWFF AND EID MUBARAK BROTHERS AND SISTERS

    OMG im not mad at him for playing as batman anymore

    You go on with your bad self, Ben Affleck.

    Dear Ben Affleck: I love you. Thank you for saying this.

    (Source: steven-gerrard, via starthrones)

     
  5. I’m gonna sit right down and write Richard Armitage a romantic comedy and I can tell you right now… I’m gonna need him to bring THIS face!