If I was getting married to Richard Armitage;
Me. Where should we have the wedding list, I’ve narrowed it down to seven shops!
Richard. Right, you think that instead of just letting people buy whatever they like?
Me. Please God no… otherwise we’ll just get 17 copies of The Sixth Sense and a dildo from my Uncle! No… here are the choices right… One; Cadbury’s World?
Me. Okay, knew that was going to be a little bit controversial. Number two… Frankie & Benny’s?
Richard. Are there gonna be ANY serious suggestions on this list?
Me. Yes Richard! There are… like this next one… HMV?
Me. The Disney Store?
Me. Apple Store?
Me. Is this what our marriage is going to be like? Me making fantastic suggestions like these and you just saying no all the time?
Me. I rest my case!!!